I see a red door, and I want to paint it black...
A deal this good really only comes once every year. Manufacturers everywhere are reporting low sales numbers for Q1, which means mucho savings for you- these guys are begging us to buy product STAT- and that's where our warehouse (which can hold 5,000,000 cigars at a time) comes in to play!
The more we buy, the better deal we get- so enjoy free shipping on $150+ orders + discounts of up to 68% off retail, which is wayyy under cost for what your average joe cigar shop pays! The best part of it all is that we price these goods to sell at discounts no one can touch.. although it almost always creates turbulence and whining from my competitors- that's not my problem. I want you as a customer for life. Shop now and enjoy the benefits of what I like to call your "Cigar King privileges!"