My warehouse manager has gone absolutely haywire... he's been bouncing around our aging rooms since 4am this morning, taking heaping-sized gulps of espresso in between letting out big puffs of cigar smoke, followed by an ominous primal laugh. He claims he's gone down the rabbit hole- taking a deep dive into a no-holds-barred savings sale like never before…
I just took a gander at what he's got in store, and I gotta tell you: I'm impressed. I'm talking about some of the hottest deals you'll see all season on your favorite top-shelf stogie brands. Even I found more than a few different cigar deals at discounts I couldn't resist. Long story short, you gotta see this for yourself!
Moses has been the head honcho in my cigar warehouses for a lonnnnng time. I'm not 100% sure how being crammed in a warehouse with millions of cigars affects your psyche, but he's really gone off the deep end today! For us, it's scary, for you: It's a dream come true! He claims he's "at war with MSRP pricing" and says he's dumped more than 3,000 cigar boxes on this sale page today.
Why do you care? I'll tell you why: His madness = mucho savings for you! In this freakishly frugal mega-offer, he's got a jaw-dropping array of rightly-priced (and top shelf!) cigar overstock that he wants to 86 from the building ASAP. All of these are solid, premium cigars packed in boxes and bundles alike. Best part? All of these prices are wholesale. Some even way below cost. While he may be out of a job come tomorrow morning, one thing's for sure- these stogies are gonna move, son!